Saturday, March 12, 2011

I'm not going to Nietzche's

So stop sending me emails.

I'm not interested in your date, I've never even been interested in guys! Especially guys who won't even ask me for a date to my face!

How am I supposed to know it isn't Tall, Dark, and Faceless huh?

How am I supposed to know it isn't a trap?

I'm staying here! In this apartment! I'll work around the street! And then I'm fucking leaving to get as far away from YOU GUYS as possible.

And you won't even find me, you will NEVER find me!

So try to come here if ya want, I have a pair of scizzors and a switchblade with YOUR name on it.

10 comments:

  1. You don't have to go Steph, just ignore the emails for the moment.

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  2. maaaaan, you are /violent/ aren't you? remind me never to fight with you, hehehe!

    i don't think you'd ever want to tussle with me though, because apparently i'm too annoying, right? c:

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  3. Where the hell do these crazy people keep coming from?

    Look little girl, I think I'd like it if you don't bother me at the moment. I've got enough insanity to deal with >:|

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  4. Cynthia! My goodness, it's been awhile.

    How are you doing, sweety?

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  5. oh my i'm really scared of you now, stephy. i think you should learn to take insanity in stride, because it doesn't ever get easier. c:

    hello becca! i am doing /fantastic/. how about you?

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  6. I'm wonderful, thanks for asking. :]

    Steph's siblings are so cute, and adorable. It's been fun taking care of them while she's gone.

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  7. Stop being nice to her, Rebecca! Can't you see she's the enemy?

    Quit the act little girl. I know you're not scared of me.

    Why the hell should I?

    There's no way I'm just going to let that thing take control of my life like the rest of you seem to have no problem doing. This is my mother we're talking about!

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  8. weeellll if you really want me to "quit the little girl act" despite the fact that i'm eleven years old...YOU'RE NOT SCARED? YOU'RE NOT SCARED? SHOULD I SEND SOME PEOPLE TO MAKE YOU SCARED? SHOULD I ENSURE THAT YOU WON'T LIVE ANOTHER DAY?

    OR SHOULD I KEEP THE "LITTLE. GIRL. ACT." UP AND PLAY ALONG AND BE NICE BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE DON'T GET HURT. IN FACT MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLAY ALONG AND SHOW SOME MANNERS TO SOMEONE ONLY TRYING TO TALK, BECAUSE THAT SOMEONE HAPPENS TO BE IN CHARGE OF /ALL THE PROXIES/ RIGHT NOW, INCLUDING THE REVENANTS, REDLIGHTS, EVERYONE.

    but then i guess you could keep being a big meanie. :c that really hurts my feelings, stephy.

    awwww, they sound adorable, becca! i wish that one day i could meet them. <3

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  9. ...

    So what are you trying to say?

    That I should go on this "date"? Is that it?

    Fine :|

    If you want to talk then let's talk. Just don't touch any of my family is all I ask.

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