So stop sending me emails.
I'm not interested in your date, I've never even been interested in guys! Especially guys who won't even ask me for a date to my face!
How am I supposed to know it isn't Tall, Dark, and Faceless huh?
How am I supposed to know it isn't a trap?
I'm staying here! In this apartment! I'll work around the street! And then I'm fucking leaving to get as far away from YOU GUYS as possible.
And you won't even find me, you will NEVER find me!
So try to come here if ya want, I have a pair of scizzors and a switchblade with YOUR name on it.