Saturday, April 2, 2011

What in the living fuck is this shit?

Who the fuck is Red Cross?

How the fuck does he know all this shit about me?

How the fuck did he know about the nightmares I had when I was a child?

And what the hell is with these dumbass riddles?

Starrie...Krystal...

And all these fucking red letters.

Why the hell can't I fucking delete them? God fucking damn it.

Alright fine. Trickortreat, Red Cross, that guy who was fucking watching me by the window. No, not Slender Man (thank God), he was wearing a fucking mask. So yeah, this motherfucker ran, and when I went outside to chase after him, guess who was waiting for me?

Fucking hell.

I didn't even think he was following me this entire time. Holy shit.

I'm okay now, for the most part. Except I kept having nosebleeds for awhile, and I'm sick to my stomach. Thankfully the folks here keep brewing me tea, with their happy little faces. Completely oblivious to what's happening around them. But I suppose I can't blame them.

Congratulations you fuckers on a troll well done.

But anyways, I have news to share with you guys later. Right now, I'm going to indulge myself into some scones.

Scones are awesome.

5 comments:

  1. red cross is my associate.

    glad to see you approve, old friend.

    you've met master? did he embrace you like he embraces us?

    and i agree. scones are indeed "awesome".

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  2. You gave me a bit of a scare there.

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  3. I'm not your "friend". I don't even remember ever being your "friend".

    How many times do I have to say this?

    And fuck if I know. All I remember is fainting the moment I saw him coming towards me, and that weird drumming noise getting gradually louder. After that I woke up at the computer to your shit.

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  4. @Hellfire: Glad to see someone's on my side :)

    Sorry about that. If I could I would've made it all go away as soon as I saw it.

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  5. do not worry.

    soon you will learn to welcome his embrace.

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